I called Joel tonight, around 9, to whine talk about my night of youtube apartment cleaning.

It took me around 4 hours to get the apartment in a recognizable state.

Four hours of cleaning and youtube! It’s a hard-knock life! Time for some sympathy fishing…

(Ring)
Joel (Yawning): “Hello!”
Me: “Hey…uh, where are you?”
Joel: “Oh, still at work…doing reports.”
Me: “Oh, hi. My name is JC Petty. Lemme go find Dennis…”

My attempts to avoid my own “bitch not” advice foiled! Drats…