I stopped walking and stood in front of the display, mouth agape.
Me: “You have to me shitting me.”
Jamie: “What?”
Me: “Oh hell nah. Come look at this!”
Jamie: “Nothing can shock me.”
Me: “CAMOUFLAGE LINGERIE?! What…why…who would ever…”
Jamie: “Welcome to Minnesota.”
There were a few other fun things in the store, but nothing topped the camo-underbritches. Oh my goodness.
They also sold helmets… I don’t understand why someone would buy a government surplus helmet…seems too heavy for paintball…
that lingerie is a bit hideous, in my opinion…but i guess it works for some people. i’d probably find that here in missouri if i really really wanted to….ew.
Victoria has a secret…and NRA card.
I think that your reaction pretty much summed up my entire first month of college! west coast to iowa = total culture shock. But after lots of camo and odes to corn, you get used to it
and hey, you’re still in the “big city”! Life in the small towns is even crazier.
It was a shock because.Minneapolis-St Paul has 3 million people, so it’s metropolitan enough that I don’t run into camo-underbritches every day…although this was in a suburb…